Blindfolded and drunk aids the accurate
eye of no one in particular to be honest.
To say I like the purpose of your game
would make me dumb and dishonest.
I do my squats and push my ups but
look my jeans if you think I’m modest.
If you go first I may forgive but don’t
where I’ll take you I haven’t the foggiest.
Just go ahead and pin the tail on my ass
and our relationship will be the oddest.