“Shave Your Ass”

Misunderstood I believe I am,

misheard you I did, a scam?

You knocked on my door

with boxes full of gore,

razors and creams and

so much more.

Believe you I want to,

I see right through you.

Fine I said, I’ll give it a try.

Nothing to fear, no reason why.

A few strokes on the cheeks

Look here, no streaks!

Hairy I was, not much now.

Trusted you I did, anyhow.

A toast to you, I raise my glass,

the one who told me,

“Shave your ass.”

-bb

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