“New Photo I.D.”

Smiles and grins with threads of class?

Just snap the shot and kiss my ass.

Don’t tell me to laugh or speak of cheese,

I have half a notion to wait for please.

Pray Zeus I don’t get pulled over tonight,

Olympus allows few who riddle with delight.

So do your job and don’t be so damn uptight

when I say to you, “go fuck yourself, alright?”