Curt the crazy crustacean wanders the ocean
floor with his eccentric entourage of bow-legged
starfish and omnipotent laser-eyed seahorses,
searching night and day for the lost loved ones
who stole his tremendous tan-colored telson,
pinching and crushing all who oppose him.
Word spreads fast through the seven seas
of the lobster who lost his tail to the waves,
and now Curt is truly and horribly pissed off.
But when he finds what’s he’s looking for,
the stupid son of a bitch will turn and twist
with anger, for his pal Mitch is the real snitch,
and Mitch has no problem sleeping with fishes.